Hi. I finally got some sleep. What time did you come to bed. Wheres the dog? Whose usually coming here. Wheres the dog? Wheres the dog? Did you lock her up last night? Wheres the tail? Wheres the tail? Ohhhhh. Major cleanup to do here. What tape? Ohhhh. We bad mouth everyone in the world but we cant put moaning and groaning on! Ha ha ha! You never did! You just bad mouthed me. Its too late. It was rolling! It was rolling! Best way to start the day. Bets! You dead? Bets? Wheres the dog? This is unusual. Cheryl, shes old. And sweet. Yeah, thats good. Hi Boo. Hi Bets. Hey we both got new shoes! I like your a lot. I told you I liked them, didnt I? Well, I I guess I like them. Do you like mine? Theyre good, huh? Theyre about the best thing I could find. Theyre like split toe but different, right? I mean Im a little tired of those now I mean everybody got those regular split toes, you know? Theyre becoming theyre becoming too much. Yeah. Listen, I think this dog needs a shower. You think so? I think Ill just wash her. Alright? Hey, no big deal. Look, she knows where she is going look at this. Look at that, isnt that amazing? She totally knows where she is going. Im not but I gotta... I, oh well. I dont think a double A battery is going to electrocute me. Again ding pho. Bets. Look at this. Shes so good. Watch this Cheryl. Aw, what? Wanna see something amazing? Stay. Bets, stay. Bets. Bets. Bed. Cmon girl. Bed. Cmon. Bets bed. Bed. Oh, look. Cmon. Oh, good girl. Pretty good, huh? Shes a good girl! She stinks. Shes saying you woke me up just to do this? You take the number 1 train or the A. Actually take the A. Thats it. A. What time do are you going? She sucks your dick and she washes the floor. And then she also, um, wipes down the dog. Did she, huh? Whats the dog doing, licking her wounds? Its a dangerous world if youre a little dog. Its supposed to be 65 degrees out today! Neat, huh? I once the twice. So Andrea emailed me and said that we should show up at 7:15 tomorrow night. Tonight, I mean. Alright? What is she at six? Its gonna be tight. Did you talk to Dan next door? Whats happening. Its nice. Its nice, its just like our not renovated its just, you know, normal apart. Yeah, its like a normal apartment. So whats whats up? Whats going on? Theyre owned by different tenants. So, it, uh, seemed a little quieter. Alright. God, I never heard from Jon or anything Ive got to quickly call in for mail. Ugh, a pain in the neck. Gams. I mean hes in town supposed to be working with the guy. It looks like we are gonna leave the eleventh, thats great. Yes. Good. Good. And when are we going to, uh, fly back when are we gonna... Alright. OK great and then its too bad we cant we cant go directly, huh? to Vegas. Why cant we get a flight directly to Vegas? What do you mean to ask her? Cmon Panix, answer. Whats going on here? Oy yoy yoy. Cheryl, did you like that article about Swami Bruce? Kind of interesting, wasnt it? He sounds like an interesting guy. Yeah. Pretty. Ugh. Ann Reiss. 4 or 5 for a few hours. No you couldnt. Oh, shes so stupid, ugh! Oh Ann Reiss is so dumb. Jons wife is so stupid! I knew and I save the whole day for her Im mean shes just so stupid. And I have to be so nice cause shes the bosss wife. Oh Ann. Ive to to... Yeah. Kenny Schachter. Have you copyrighted my site? Hes such an asshole. Yeah. Oh look! Its that time of year the sun comes in. Isnt that nice? That means its spring. All spring and summer we get that weird that weird shaft of light. Um, you know the web thing it is like a marriage, man, I mean. I get these nasty notes, you know, Im I mean Im involved with this with Kenny whether I like it or not for quite a while. What? Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Wheres your cup of coffee? Maybe well bring it back to NAFT. Thats weird, it shouldnt do that. Be nice, yeah, Ill deal with it let me get get out. Make! You make! Make Bets make. Good girl! Hey do. Heeeey do! Good girl! Cmon baby. Cmon! OK cmon. Cmon. Good girl. Yes, whos a good girl? Whos a good girl Babette! Babettes a good girl. Yes. OK. Cmon. Go on. Go on. Come. Come on. Go. You want some toast? Hey Cheryl did you see this thing for David and Alexander? Sad. Sad to see, what? Sad to see them go. Im gonna miss them? Sad to see them go? What? So that was an appetizer, huh? This morning. That was a, uh, salmon appetizer. Its on. Oh, whos gonna read it, Cheryl? The juicy vizualizaria? Is it time for a futon? Oh, so Ive got to call my mother. I got a call from Magda is my mother gonna be up at Margies? She is? Is that right? Where can we go eat with Magda and her little friend? Yeah. She we go to the same place we went with my Mom that time? What? My mother will, sure she will. Believe me, shes got money Cheryl. Its not a problem. Mother, its me calling to make some plans for Monday night for dinner. Um, Ill try you later. Ill see you. Later. Bye. Yeah. On the 22nd? Yeah. OK. Well, yeah Im sure. Its the 22nd. Maybe Ill see if Bruce wants to go. Yeah, its OK. Yeah, what the heck I dont think its gonna be a a great opera. No big deal. Maybe Bruce wants to go or I I dont know. Oh god, its Jody Zellen! OK, hello? Jodi? Hey how ya doin? Hey, Im sorry, you know, I was waiting for you to get to New York to call. How ya doin? Good. How long are you here for? Oh wow, OK, um, gee, wanna have a coffee? OK, yeah its been a while. OK. Yeah like about a year probably. Yeah we we met last year. Right. OK well, Ill tell you what. Whos Brian? I dont know him no. Well, maybe maybe a long he he had sort of when I was in LA he was there at the reading and he had sort of longish curly hair? Yes, I do know Brian. Go see Cheryl has a show up at Stefano Basilico. Good. OK. Ill tell you what why dont you give me a call at my office I have a phone there now. So Im at 260-4081 and Ill be sort of there today and tomorrow so if you want to call me that would that would probably be best when you guys know what youre doing and... OK? OK. Yeah, why dont you guys get a groove get some stuff done. Im not sure whats happening with my day I know I have an appointment at three oclock um Im, you know, and then Im kind of also around pretty much tomorrow afternoon. So, um, and Ill just be around. So lets so just get in touch. Yeah Ill be I should be up there pretty soon and I should pretty much be there all day. OK, Jody great! OK. Bye. Oh boy! Ha ha ha. Why do I keep doing that? I dont hate her I think shes pathetic shes a pain in the ass but I dont hate her. No, I like Jody but... Yeah it just just her way. Listen, do you want do you want a your toast is ready. How many pieces do you want? One and a half? Bets why why are you just mooning around? Why dont you go do something? Shes gonna go see your show. Come sit down baby. Its ready. Toast is ready. Do you think were eating too much of this cheese? Really? I mean its... were not eating that much of it Im just putting a little on the toast. Yeah? I mean... So, um, so listen I want you to I want you want you to firm up plans with the French with the Bordeaux lady. I just want to do lets just do it. Like, lets not procrastinate any any longer lets just get it get it. I mean the prospect for getting out of here for the summer is just an incredible one. OK? Lets just wing it. If it works great, you know? That way that its lets just... Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah just stay there for June. He can have it for July and August. Youll take it back again in September. And if he... Yeah, yes. If we cant its fine, you know, I dont want that to be be the determining factor I wanna go if we can yes yes lets definitely look to sublet it but if we cant lets if we cant sublet it lets say no were not gonna go. Lets just go one way or the other. Well, lets just say lets try. Lets give it a shot. Lets go either way. I wanna go. Definitely want to go. No no. I dont want to sublet my office. Yeah, well I dont know lets lets... Youre so negative. Go on. Uh huh. Great. Youre so negative. No, OK. Great lets move everything to my office. Big deal. I yeah no I just think like lets do it. You know, lets just do it. I think it sounds great. I really want to I really wanna get out of here this summer. The prospect of splitting for July and August makes June doable. You know? Thatll be really good, man. I want to travel too when were over there. I fucking I want to go to Italy I want to go to Spain. Oh, this is great. I love this. I love this life. This is great, no, Im seriously in to it. I mean you may want to did you want to call Dominique to make sure shes not completely insane? I think you should just call her and let her know that were coming for July or just, you know, fax her email her whatever you wanna do and then if Dominique says shes completely insane well well ditch out but I just, you know, Id really like to just while while strike while the irons hot. OK. Its something to discuss with Stefano. No, I dont think so. No, I dont think you should too many things in too many formats I mean there are all these people that have invested in single pieces over the years. Why would why would you just want to give them everybody a compilation? That way theyll have to buy one and theyll never have to buy another. Yeah, you know, right. Thats like having four great paintings and saying would you would you could we would you do them all over again but just on one small canvas so theyll fit on my sofa like put all four on one canvas? You wouldnt do that. Theyre individual works of art. Too many... Yeah, its just a like the art lady club mentality. No, definitely not. That also undercuts EAI and their integrity. I dont think its a good idea. No but I think they all should be made into a, you know, you know, the more popular one made into one piece on a laser disc thats it. Individual ob, you know, thats it. No, thats it. These ladies are bullshit, Cheryl. They dont care about art. So call Lawre Stone. Please, I mean shes theyre really nice I mean we may not be so close with them but we have to call them they had a kid and we have to go see them. I will do I will go any time out to see them. I like Dan and Lawre we always have fun when we go out to these crazy restaurants I like them. Sure I like them. I like seeing them in the summer over there. Im not against. No seriously Im not against them in any way I really like them. I mean theyre nice people theyre really kind of your friends I would never like call them on my own but but theyre but theyre sweet and and good people sure no I mean you know I really... make make re re establish a contact and Id like to see their baby and some time this summer Id like to Id like to, you know, at some point when were up there stop in and see them. From who? Listen why dont you mail it off we could certainly use it. Listen, um, do call them sweetie, theyre good people. They really are. When is Ann Kormans thing speaking of things weve got to do that were not... thrilled about. Ha ha! Wait till this wait till this tape comes out! This is May 6th. OK, zing partys out but 73 Poems are being performed at The Kitchen in one of Morts multimedia extravaganzas on Wednesday the 24th. That night? Oh well its this is not being performed till ten oclock and thats its in the same neighborhood so lets do both. Oh, lets just do both thats a great idea Id like to go to that. Yeah. Oh thats great and then and then we can ride ro roll up and see 73 Poems. Thatll be cool that sounds like a lot of fun and zings not gonna happen until for some other time. That sounds like fun. Ill get Ill bring home the May calendar why dont you put at the bottom why dont you write May 6th Ann Korman just so we have some dates and somethings happening May 4th, um, theres something May 4th thats important... oh yeah, just do this for me theres a Dick Higgins opening that Ive got to go to. Were gonna have to schlep out to Queens College. And Bruce and Sally want to go and get Peruvian chicken afterwards with us. That that are thatll be fun. Do you knew the Peruvian chicken place? Its on First Avenue and like 90th St. Its like the best chicken in the city. I know. Well get up early well get out of here by nine. Where do you wanna eat with Stefano? No, were gonna be at Grandmas birthday from 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Were gonna rot as we die. Were gonna sit there and rot and be corpses for twelve hours. Cheryl, what do you talking we should be back in the city by two, three oclock. Ive got to go to Charles opening at... our life, its insane! Yeah, I mean, alright. Great great. Im mean this is this is not required listening Jackson and Ann believe me. Yeah well I dont really want to go to that. Ill just well all meet up later. Where do you want to eat with those guys? Honestly, where what do you think would be a nice place thats not too expensive but nice enough for us to kind of feel classy and hang out and talk. No seriously. I mean I think its important and maybe we should, you know, spend a little bit more money I mean its its a celebratory dinner for the end of the show and, you know, dont want to go to Chinatown and then like oh OK where do we go now. Like lets go and have a real dinner with those guys somewhere. No something on the par of the Odeon thats mid-priced I dont mind spending twelve thirteen buck on a plate, you know, some place, you know, I think its a good idea, actually. You know, hes not the type of guy you run down to the Chao Chao with, you know. Yeah, but its its I its I dont know I mean it was OK it just... I dont know. No, I dont think itd be right. I cant I dont think its I think those guys I think of those guys like theyre a little chicer, a little hipper. Its a little dowdy. I was a little dowdy. I think we can find something better. Yeah, I know but they look they look good. Well hes a European. Thats why they all stink. They wear the same clothes all the time. No, Im joking. Yeah yeah this has worked out well I wanna like celebrate with a nice bottle of wine and a toast I mean this has worked out really well. Im so glad, you know, its like the ideal match wonderful show, successful. No, this has been good. So lets lets, you know, lets put out a little bit have a good time. Well come up with something. Yeah. Its not not that good. Thats an idea. That was, um, pretty good. Yeah, right, no that was good. La Paella. I just I I the only problem I just remembered but it was our problem that we were rushed. Right right. Maybe a late dinner at Paella you know at like nine or something after the openings. Alright just all I have to do is show up at Charless at six. Thats a good idea. Why dont you and Stefano take care of the time and making reservations at La Paella thats a good idea. I mean that food was real really good. Thats a nice place too. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. No its no thats fine I. Good idea. Im with you. That that food was excellent. The food was excellent. Is there anything else we need to discuss? Yeah. Lets look at the calendar. On the eleventh. Yeah, leave on a Saturday. Wait wait wait. Why? For Vegas. Id just assume come depending on when the flights are going what time is our flight to Vegas? Im not going to Boston. Right. Yeah, well just coordinate coordinate the whole the whole thing and then were gonna come back from Vegas when yeah just... so I will actually go and do my radio show on that Tuesday the 26th Ill only need to miss two two night yeah yeah. OK. OK great this is gonna be really fun were gonna be on a fuckin whirlwind bender. Have her set up a talk for you at the school so you can get paid. Well this you need to do whatever you need to do. It doesnt it doesnt seem like that, yeah, why dont you just hang a curtain. Hang a curtain. I mean just take a piece of fucking linen and you know whatever. No I dont wanna no no I dont wanna build walls I dont build walls. I dont build walls anymore, honey, Im Im you work on computers. Yeah, you gotta do a bunch of phone calls. Well, wait a minute. Was that an appetizer this morning? For for dinner? For a real meal? Animals. Look at how shes shes made her seat. Look at how she sits there. Hello. Oh, she smells so good now. Hey Don. Ha ha ha. Who told you? Who told you about that? She said I dont fuck around with that parmesan stuff. Ay. Ay. Hey dont fuck around with that parmesean. Hey fuck that parmesean shit. Cheryl says Cheryl like like Ill go Ill go to like get a little maple syrup and therell be like a half a teaspoon full. Its so unsatisfying. Buddy we got a lot to talk about Buddy. Im Ive been at it for about thirteen years and. Yeah. I know why dont you just throw the damn thing out? I know. I say to Cheryl why dont you just give it to the dog, you know, I mean, do something with it! It it goes back there so you think it it or your under the illusion that theres actually jelly in the jar cause you look in the freez in the fridge and you see a jar of jelly you go to take it out you see theres one blueberry at the bottom of the jar. Cream of broccoli your mother says. Sitting in a... hes got a container thats got four kernels of corn in it... orange juice, right. Theres like one drop of orange juice. I you know buddy, we got a lot to talk about as I get older I realize I can learn some things I can learn learn what Im what Im whats in store for me. Well, at least Ill know what what lays ahead of me.
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