Posted by BANGLON on July 28, 1998 at 03:13:51:
Here's a great idea! Hurt your back!
It's easy! Just limp into your doctor's office moaning and groaning and say:
"Ooooh, Doctor I hurt my back again!"
Come on, Marsha, try it!
"OOOooh, Doctor," come on! "Oooooh, Doctor I Hurt my BACK!"
"Doctor, I need a bottle of pain pills," you say.
"Doctor, I need a bottle of pain pills, because I want to take three of them, because I am so upset and my tummy hurts."
"OOOOOOOOOooooh, Doctor," you say, "I just want to have three of my yummy pain pills and maybe a beer, so I can relax and watch TeeVeeeeeee."
Oh, Marsha, it'll be great.
BANGLON THRONE ANGEL