|Poems to be Attached to the Unknown Beanie Baby Non-Action Figures
Frank writes fiction in cool San Fran
(When he isn’t writing for The Man)
But his talent is truly shown
When he makes us laugh at the wacky Unknown.
William is the Unknown’s Renaissance guy
There’s no genre that he won’t try
Reading all his work won’t give you a clue
About the next type of writing that he will do.
Novelist Scott does the website design
Making sure the Unknown stays in line
His only problem, it appears,
Is sending e-mail after too many beers.
Everyone says Dirk doesn’t write enough
That he spends too much time on other stuff
But when he got killed on New Year’s Day
There was no longer anything left to say.