Elmer Fudd vs. Diwk Stwatton

Fudd: Alwight Stwatton, you wascawwy poet, come out of your gawwet.

Stwatton: Ronald, is that you?

Fudd: Wonald? I ain't no Wonawd Johnson. You come out of thewe, you, ew, poet.

Stwatton: Fudd. Listen. What is up with you animated characters? You look like Porky Pig, but are you human? And what about Goofy?

Fudd: Wisten, you, I ain't got all day. Come out of thewe ow I'ww bwast youw bwains out!

Stwatton: And what happened to the Tweety bird? Looks like severe radiation to me. That bulbous, fetal head.

Fudd: I get union wages. That's aww I know. Awe you coming out ow do I gotta use dynamite?

Stwatton: Wisten you,
Stwatton won't pway youw wittwe
Game no mowe. I contwacted lawyngitis.
Will you weally towtuwe me wike a wat?

[Insewt opewa wibwetto hewe]

Fudd (Tenor):   Out! Out! Out!
                The thunder of heaven demands!


Chorus (Sylvester, Foghorn Leghorn, Yosemite Sam):
                Ooooooooout! Oooooooout! Owooooooooo!
                Ooooooooout! Oooooooout! Owooooooooo!
                Ooooooooout! Oooooooout! Owooooooooo!


Fudd:           The thunder howls
                The rainstorm yowls
                The north wind prowls
                Through evil's jowls


Chorus:         Prowling through the jowls
                Prowling through the jowls


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Tasmanian Devil (bass): Shut the fuck up you bulbuous little freak!
                        I'll let you know when next you can speak!
                        Just one more peep and say goodbye to the beak!
                        My prognosis for you is astoundingly bleak!
                        In fact, I'd be surprised if you lasted a week!
                        Your identity stolen by a 14-year-old-geek!
                        Credit card charges that will make you shriek!
                        You'll strain a muscle that's clearly oblique!
                        A way out of this rhyme scheme I eagerly seek!


Chorus:                 Alas!


Fudd:                   Where oh where?
                        I've looked here and there
                        but it's nowhere to be found.

                        Where oh where?
                        Do you even care?
                        Listen to the way I sound!

                        It may not seem like a detriment
                        But when I sing
                        When I siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing:
                        I have no speech impediment.

Chorus:                 Hey bob-a-ree-bob.
                        Sis bam boom.
 

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