laywright Mac Wellman recently threw down the gauntlet when he called for the new writers. He said that young writers were synonymous with new writing. Robert Bly agreed, adding “Who are the young writers. When will all the new talent come bubbling up from underneath?” Well, Bly, the new talent is actually about to pee on your head from a hot air balloon. We like to write lots and brag about how much we can drink without typos.