omebody told me it translates as “Red Mountain” in German, whatever the hell that means.
Some guy on the Web doing research emailed me, and told me I was somehow related to the inventor of morphine.
A relative on my Mother’s side from Arkansas that I’ve met twice in my life claims we are descendants of Benjamin Franklin.
I don’t buy any of it.
As an American, none of that really matters to me.
All origins here are loose and suspect.
All information is not.