Posted by PAYTOWN on July 11, 1998 at 05:20:21:
All right, Marsha, I want you to line up! Line up right now! No more horseplay!
Ms. Marsha, I want you to know that this is the (checking in my Big Notebook) . . . the fourth time this semester that you have been TARDY! One more tardy mark, young lady, and you will be marching right up that hall to the Big Guy with me and you will have some Explaining to Do!
(Louder) All RIGHT! Let's see you start with your Spiritual Calisthenics! First set! Supplication and Abomination! READY, AND . . .
Wait just one minute. What's this? Sweat stains on your . . . hold still! . . . sweat stains on your robe? Is that what I'm seeing? TURN AROUND.
You mean to stand here in front of me in a robe that hasn't been to the laundry over the weekend? Do you remember the rules? Answer me! "Robes are to be cleaned every weekend?" Have a FAMILIAR RING?
Disappointed, Marsha I am very disappointed! I want you to DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY prayers right NOW!
Ayand, hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Alltheway down, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Hut, hoo, hree, hore!
Don't cheat your soul, young LADY!
Signed,
Throne Angel PAYTOWN