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Mike,
I have tried to delete some of these awful messages on the message board, but I can't get them deleted. I hope I'm doing everything you told me to, I think I am, but still nothing. Can you help me with this TODAY? I know you're busy, dear.
Marsha

Mar,
Something's screwing up in the admin program. I can't get these hackers messages out right now. Maybe this weekend.
Mike

Mike,
Mike is that you writing about hockey on the message board? Please tell me it is.
Marsha

Mar,
I've got a really big project to worry about right now, so how would I have time for your angels board? Just relax.
Mike

Mike,
Mike, really, your the only person who would know some of these things. If you want to talk, honey, let's talk.
Marsha

Mar,
I'm busy! I checked the time/date stamp on that stupid message and I was in thecar on the way to a sales meeting when that message was posted! You can ask Alan, he was with me! I don't have a damn computer in the damn car, so just get off my back please!
Mike

Mar,
You're so nuts you're probably writing all these goofy messages yourself.
Mike

PRIVATE MESSAGE TO BITS
Bits,
So I just wrote this cool private message code. Only you and me can read these. God, are you hot. You are so hot. You were so hot last night it's making me hot to just think about it. Cool huh?
Mike

Mar,
Check out the new camera on my desk cam. I'mborrowing it from a project for a few weeks, then I'll have to give it back. I think it really adds a lot to your angel site. I'm going to make a link connecting it to my new home page when I get it done. It also really shows off what our company can do.
Love, Mike

PRIVATE MESSAGE TO BITS
Hi, Bits. HI, Bits. Hi, Bits. Hi, Bits. Hi, Bits. hehehehe
Yeah, like you said, what a drag that these hackers keep getting into Marsha's board. It bugs me that I can't erase their sthit, but hey, it keeps her busy right? And the more Marsha's busy with the board the more time we have.
Kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy! tickling you
Kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kisssy!
Kisssy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy kissy this must sound weird Alan's looking at me like "what's he typing?"
Hehehehehe. Mike

PRIVATE MESSAGE TO MIKE
My dearest Mike,
Mike my only true beloved I never dreamed to hope that in this life I would meet the sumptuousness of a love like yours! With you I feel like I'm floating in a canoe of chocolate down a river of red silk. The love you have of me, and I of thee, is truly of an order higher than the loftiest mathematics, deeper than the most proper philosophy, an eager eagle of amplitude, it is diamonds spread out every yard over the whole of Africa glistening in the sun. Rush, rush to me after work, my beloved, and remember to return the video to the video store.
Your Truest Bits

Mike & Bits: No!
No no no no no no no! No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!!
Marsha