We blame the Unknown for our credit card debt
We blame the Unknown for our self-inflicted loneliness
We blame the Unknown for making cigarettes attractive
We blame the Unknown for being a hypertext which means it will never taken seriously meaning its authors will never be taken seriously
We blame the Unknown for sleepless nights
We blame the Unknown for ridiculous flame wars
We blame the Unknown for outrageous ISP bills
We blame the Unknown for the tease of minor celebrity
We blame the Unknown for having better writing than the anthology it was supposed to promote making the anthology beside the point and even a little embarrassing
We blame the Unknown for our own delusions of grandeur
We blame the Unknown for our unfinished PhD's
We blame the Unknown for carpal tunnel syndrome
We blame the Unknown for being so fucking huge
We blame the Unknown for being too much fun
We blame the Unknown for not attracting the right kind of groupies
We blame the Unknown for our poverty
We blame the Unknown for most of the world's problems but none of the solutions
We blame the Unknown for all the errors it contains
We blame the Unknown for not being printed on paper
We blame the Unknown for making us caricatures
We blame the Unknown for our questionable hygiene
We blame the Unknown for our sloppy handwriting
We blame the Unknown for being so malleable, so inclusive
We blame the Unknown for being so formulaic
We blame the Unknown for being so po-mo
We blame the Unknown for its addiction to HTML
We blame the Unknown for being free but only on a very expensive computer
We blame the Unknown for just about everything
We blame the Unknown for making a scene entitled “We Blame the Unknown” necessary
