elen Fisher up in Bryant Park goes to Hawaii once a year, or so she told us when she caught us sitting on her porch smoking a doobie, which she invited us in to share with her. She had awful leathery skin but she was quick with a joke or to light up your smoke, and she wanted to set Dirk up with her daughter Esmerelda, who was 50 years young and still very handsome. She had been a belly dancer once, though she was never married to a nice boy like you. We dashed out of there right quick for Dirk’s sake, and had a brief conversation with an anonymous man originally from Norway, but now living in New Jersey, who looked like the tall uncle on The Addams Family.

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