ot to be confused with this hypertext, which is speculative, in fact, a complete fabrication. Lies about a book tour we haven’t yet gone on, lies which amuse us. But we will, in fact, go on a real book tour and write a real book of travel memoirs shortly after the publication of the first two volumes in the series. This is essentially a pre-publication publicity stunt, dreamed up not by our publicist, but by our selves.