Poems to be Attached to the Unknown Beanie Baby Non-Action Figures Frank Frank writes fiction in cool San Fran (When he isn’t writing for The Man) But his talent is truly shown When he makes us laugh at the wacky Unknown. William William is the Unknown’s Renaissance guy There’s no genre that he won’t try Reading all his work won’t give you a clue About the next type of writing that he will do. Scott Novelist Scott does the website design Making sure the Unknown stays in line His only problem, it appears, Is sending e-mail after too many beers. Dirk Everyone says Dirk doesn’t write enough That he spends too much time on other stuff But when he got killed on New Year’s Day There was no longer anything left to say.