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his is a joke, obviously. A recent MLA study, when cleverly reinterpreted for subtextual codings by expert deconstructionists, revealed that there are no longer, nor for the conceivable future will there be, tenure-track jobs in anything involving language (in English). A committee has been formed to study the potential effects of these findings, and will report at the next Association meeting this December. Ever again. Was. |

Tenure Track
Read 9/5/98
at Mike’s House
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