e realize that Dirk’s telepathic powers come off as a real cheap and easy narrative device, but they did open up quite a few ventures for us, such as our recent guest appearance on The X Files, which was cool, even though none of us watch the show on a regular basis. Turns out that Chris Carter is laugh-riot, a real card. I’m not sure if it was just the drugs or if Dirk really had some kind of a Road to Damascus type experience back there in the Anchorage City Jail Solitary Confinement Unit. By the way, just because this stuff is ridiculous doesn’t mean it’s not real.